Daniel Craig tells a weird joke involving oysters, grandmas and lady parts

We’ve spent a good part of the last hour trying to work out exactly what a joke told by Daniel Craig means.

By now we’ve grossed ourselves out so much that we’ve decided just to leave it up to you to decide what he’s on about.

In an interview with Rolling Stone, he said: "What's the most disgusting thing you can think of?

"Shoving five oysters up your grandmother's c**t and sucking out six!"

See what we mean? It’s weird.

He also confused us saying this about the latest Bond film: "It's quite good. It's got a lightness of touch and a wink to it, because, after all, this is a James Bond movie, for f**k's sake."

He’s lost the plot.

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