What Anna Wintour and Kristen Stewart Talked About Front Row at the Balenciaga Show

ANNA
You know, I've been wanting to talk to you.

KRISTEN
You could have texted. I heard you and Lady Gaga text all the time.

ANNA
I've just been very busy. We have this big project with Glee...

KRISTEN
Right, very important stuff. Nepotism is so time consuming.

ANNA
And how's the Twilight press tour been treating you?

KRISTEN
Whatever.

ANNA
I know it seems right now like you're the only person that's ever felt, but my hair hasn't always been so tidy and bobbed. It's seen unruly days of its own.

KRISTEN
Oh come on, you expect me to believe you've ever, in your entire life, left the house without brushing your hair and dousing it in, like, a bottle of hairspray?

ANNA
Just because I didn't release a statement ...

KRISTEN
That's low.

ANNA
Can it, the show's starting. But this conversation isn't over...

TO BE CONTINUED

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