Brad Pitt's Chanel N5 Video Is So Bad, There Are No Jokes

I just think that any lame attempt at humor on my part will pale in comparison to Chanel's new joke of a video.

Here's Brad Pitt's much-hyped spot for Chanel N°5. This is the first time a major brand has cast a male spokesperson to advertise a product for women — although, it's not clear which women this commercial is supposed to be targeting, because I've never met anyone of any gender that wouldn't think this was god-awful. While watching this moving picture monstrosity, bear in mind Pitt's $7 million contract with the French fashion brand and Chanel's reputation as a paragon of taste.